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Re: I need someone to clean my toilets, dust my furniture, and wash my walls, windows and floors...
Myskyns 47 Reviews 275 reads
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Someone up the message list was offering to take 10 % less than me, maybe you should ask him.  I'm allergic to that type of work.

I'm 60 years old, 6 ft, about 20 lbs overweight, head full of hair, have all my teeth (except one) with a great sense of humor!
Please leave message if interested or if you need more info.
Regards, Hopeful in Florida

Not so much hair, but weight is trim.

I can fix stuff too

I can't fix stuff around the house but I'm great at drinking scotch, smoking cigars & conversation!

I'll support myself and work for lots of BJ's.

Posted By: Myskyns
I'm 60 years old, 6 ft, about 20 lbs overweight, head full of hair, have all my teeth (except one) with a great sense of humor!  
 Please leave message if interested or if you need more info.  
 Regards, Hopeful in Florida

but I do not think you would qualify for the job.  eh, send me your resume I'll check it out.lo

Someone up the message list was offering to take 10 % less than me, maybe you should ask him.  I'm allergic to that type of work.

Any poor rich woman who needs an elderly companion I will let her know immediately however, I think you have a better chance of getting struck by lightening. Why would any one want to support you if you have nothing to offer. You won't even clean.

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And all that?
Oh are you good at staying celibate?
Oh and you would be required to wear male chastity 24/7.

Let me know if this is agreeable and you can move in ASAP.
I have needed an indentured servant.  

3 meals a day
1 shower a day
You can sleep in the garage with the dogs
Chore list posted for you daily - failure to meet the list results in eviction.  

 
All this for freeeeeeeeee! Lucky sonofagun.

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