ISO providers with ridiculously proportioned booties.  Think Persian baddie.  Honestly, the faker and bigger the better.  Feel free to pm me.  I'm in North Carolina.  

Find someone you otherwise like and keep feeding her double cheeseburgers until she looks like this:

I have a BIG round one but mine is real.....
Perhaps I'll post a pic on the photos only board.....oh BTW I'm in NC too