About me. The most charming person to ever breathe on this planet. Friend to dogs and cats. Former crossing guard without the whistle control freak part. Still have my report cards taped to the refrigerator. I can pump my own gas. Can pinch you with my toes. All my sane neighbors love me. Routinely amuse myself and haven't lost my mind yet and I still love Techno... Two more weeks. Then I'm going to be all natural...
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