Attempting to raise the erotic education awareness of men everywhere, my summer sex camp is continuing enrollment this week, but next week this tart Irish teacher will be lecturing the hardened men of New York City on how to blow it out their.......

My Houston schedule is a little different this week; classes are available this Mon from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., Tue-Fri from noon to 10 p.m., and Sat from noon to 6 p.m. See below for the curriculum.

Beginner Program: A 90-minute instructional course on pleasuring a woman as well as yourself, with hands-on exercises, educational toys, and tintillating tests. Clothing optional. - $250.
Advanced Class: An escalated 2 & 1/2 hours of physical intensity for those gentlemen who desire continuing adult education. May require a doctor's okay first as this is NOT your mama's grade school P.E. class. Includes multiple refresher sections to view, er, review. - $350.
Massage Module: A mini-class teaching relaxation and massage techniques with a one-hour lab. NOT a full lesson plan, but a fun elective to add to your schedule. - $180.

TUITION SPECIAL THIS WEEK ONLY: Substract $25 and add 30 minutes onto the Basic Program, and take away $50 and put in an extra 30 minutes on the Advanced Class.

I also offer an evening of very private tutoring over dinner and dessert for $500. Please call 936-232-8590 to roll me, er, reserve your place on my roll call. Need more info? Go to my website http://fancyinheels.rare-companion.com/ to learn more, view additional photos (NEW PIX should be up sometime this week), and see how former students graded my lessons. Wanna practice your typing skills? Write me at [email protected]. By the way, this is one class where you might want the "F" grade.

Now remember, students, as I'll quiz you on this later, that any payment I receive is for my time, imagination, and the carnal knowledge I'll share with you only. Any other use of the subject is legally prohibited. Slipping the teach a couple of apples is allowed, however.