St. Patrick's Day is just around the corner, ya know. Want to get lucky? Let this sassy lassie show you how good she can be at being bad. Kiss my shamrock, and I'll play with your shillelagh!

We can start out with 90 minutes for $250, take our own sweet time with 2 & 1/2 hours for $350, or enjoy dinner and an an eve together for $500. I'm also available for overnight companionship and travel. Want to know more? Sneak a peek at my Irish assets at http://fancyinheels.rare-companion.com/. Send a request for a leprechaun play date to [email protected], or yell, "Erin Go Bragh!" to Fancy at 936-232-8590. Have a taste of my Lucky Charms, and then we'll see about driving your snake INTO Ireland!

(Now remember, lads, that this is all a dream within a dream, and not an unchaste solicitation against the law of the land. Any coin that crosses my palm is just for my time, companionship, and my ability to offer a good tail, er, tale.)

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Let a bad Irish girl do good things to me!!!!!