I can clear up that congestion you may have.  Need to take a break?  

I'll clear up that congestion that you have and leave you feeling relaxed and ready to go conquer the world.

Don't have a lot of time?  I'm also running a special.

1/2 Hour.....$100
1 Hour.........$150
3 Hours.......$250

Rates are good for the rest of September.  Veronica wants to show you a special kind of relaxation.

Kisses,

VP

...through Ike all right, Veronica!

But it does look like Ike blew your pants off...  lol