Memorial Day and summer vacations are just ahead, but why not indulge yerself early with some Fancy head?

Give yerself an Irish holiday today, laddie, with an auburn-haired, buxom lassie descended from the Emerald Isle and full of the devil. Me warm arms will pull ye close, me long legs will wrap ye up tight, and we won't mention what me tart tongue kin do! Let me charms take ye places ye haven't seen since your honeymoon, or only in yer dreams.

Coach Ticket: 90 minutes of Irish exploration including a full boarding pass and multiple side trips - $250.
Business Class: 2 1/2 hours of unrushed and re-energizing travel with me as your guide, again with a full boarding pass and as much touring as yer stamina kin stand - $350.
Mass Transit: A one-hour FBSM, full body sensual massage, with frequent stops at all the right places until the train blows its whistle - $180. This is NOT a full service ride, but a relaxing, stress-relieving moving violation.

I kin be a sassy and amusing companion for an intimate First Class dinner and a night on the town, then a sensual GFE in lingerie for private leprechaun mischief. Need a pretty conductor to ride you, er, ride with you to that Memorial Day picnic or weekend bash, with a rumble in the luggage room after? Call me at 936-232-8590 and make your Fancy reservation today.

Incall or outcall throughout the Houston area from noon-10 p.m. Mon-Sat, and a wee bit extra coin will entice me to journey farther. Please check out the links to me photos, plus many positive reviews, on me website: http://fancyinheels.rare-companion.com/.

Ye kin email at [email protected]. What are ye waiting for? Your Irish port of call is right here, and a fantasy vacation for a week or an hour is still more fun than what yer doin now, isn't it laddie?

MAY 30TH IS MY FIRST ANNIVERSARY AS A PROVIDER! ANY SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO CELEBRATE IT?