HO HO HO Mates - Mermaid Jade Awaits the Cumming of Santa

I'm so excited to celebrate this holiday season with all my existing sailors, and joyfully welcome fresh new Seamen from other ports with open fins, subject to routine screening. I can't wait to have all the Captain St. Nicks slide down my chimney and deliver my favorite Xmas present over and over again!  Don't forget, kissing under your mistletoe is something I have etched on my wish list. For those mariners who do not customarily voyage in these migratory climates, no need to navigate elsewhere, this Mermaid also enthusiastically swims with different strokes in every other direction!

Tis the season to be jolly for everyone, so I intend to fully and completely take expert care of your "jollies", before Santa leaves to follow those steady wintry winds while holding on to his stiff North Pole compass pointing upward towards home.  

Why wait another minute, make your holiday shopping complete and reserve a session today with your favorite Mermaid.  I'll be your personal sea reindeer to guide your "sleigh", as only I can, so you can show off your package after I prepare it with my own SPECIAL gift wrapping.  I'm not Rudolph the RED Nosed Reindeer, but I'll surely be RED HOT ready to place your balls where they properly belong as I savor the erection and decoration of your Xmas tree (btw, I just love the delicious taste of shipwrecked sailor egg nog, especially this time of year)!

So lets enjoy the season and have some Splashing Good Times together!

Please take note that I do offer DAYTIME/EVENING sailing classes for only 10 days starting: Holiday Hours December 22nd-January 3rd - 9am-9pm, please plan ahead.

Normal times available Mon, Tues & Thursday 6-10pm; Saturday and Sunday 9am-5pm (unless requested for later); I'm also a big fan of dinner dates please read my recent review.

XOXO - Mermaid jade