Goodmorning you sexy perverted people. So, I have some things that I would like to say to you. Pay attention.
First off...thank you to all the people who have ever encouraged me to pursue my writing. You're right. It IS good (said with all humbleness too). Second, I'm not retiring, just being more selective with who I spend time with so please don't start crying now. (You can cry later though it's okay).
If you've never spent time with me...chances are you won't be able to. I am currently only accepting dates with gentlemen with whom I have previously spent time with and I honestly don't expect to change that decision. Check my website too, my pennies have gone up. Now, it's not because I suddenly developed a 12 pack over night (I haven't, but I'm working on it), but because I want to see people who genuinely want to see me, spend time with me, and have an interest in getting to know me.
I will no longer be touring. If I'm in your city it's because I'm a big baller and doing Very Important Things. I'll continue to send out my newsletter to let you know of my availability in case I am ever in YOUR city for some odd reason.
Please take a moment out of your day to read my blog. I would appreciate it.
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