Rub-a-Dub-Dub
A Sailor without the Tub
And Who Do You Think He Be?
A Deckhand, Ships-baker,
Or Sexy Heartbreaker,
They'll ALL leave smilin at ME!

AND, Mariner Seduction Excellence, Edition 69, is fully available for all other existing Student Mariners, accompanied with several freshly perfected captivating maneuvers!  I'm also delighted to welcome Freshman attendees with open fins, subject to routine screening.  Class materials are always provided to guaranty the safety of all students.

Your head will remain firmly at attention during every sound, diagram and demonstration while I prompt the repeated release of your deepest thoughts and essence as ONLY I can facilitate using my scholarly expertise.

The Registration Office is open for either of the above selections.  Don't hesitate another second, enroll right now for some Splashing Good Times with your favorite Mermaid.

Hmmm, the more I think of it, we can also schedule any combination of the above activities in the interests of "extending" your education in our "multi-task" world of the 21st Century!

Available this weekend January 18th evening from 6pm til ? and Saturday/Sunday 9am til ?
My schedule for this week is Wednesday & Thursday from 6pm til 9pm.

XOXO............Mermaid Jade