Waiting for my Sailor

Ahoy Seamen Diddle, do enjoy this short riddle
As I dream passion gazing the moon.
Drawing fine wine from loves carafe,
Teaching all my Sailors and staff
Splashing Good Times at my pleasure lagoon!
 
My lectures and demonstrations always accomplish maximum results.
Class attendance is also encouraged and welcome to new student mariners, subject to routine screening.  

I'll transform your aquatic maneuvers and expertise in such a way that you'll exceed all output expectations again and again on your way to earning your Ph.D (Philanderer highest Designation).
 
I am only available in the evenings from 6pm-10pm and weekends from 8am til 6pm unless planned ahead. If you've met me before please send me an email or text me.  
 
Happy Splashing Good Times to ALL,
Mermaid Jade