i'm j.marie,
and i'm here to tell you a little story.

Most times, when he has a need, a gent will simply take the family car for a ride.
But maybe he doesn't want the hassle of the family car,
lately she's been nothing but headaches and problems.

Or, perhaps our gentleman is a single guy, there's no family car,
and he's just plain tired of driving the same old car he usually drives -
she's no fun anymore.

Sometimes a gentleman simply wants something, well, different!
Very understandable.

SO...
here's a story to help you gentlemen decide exactly what you need
and who to call
at those times you find yourself needing...um,
transportation.

(to be continued...)

A LIMOUSINE is first-class transportation.
Call a LIMOUSINE and you'll ride in style and comfort.

A TAXI will certainly get you where you're going...
but you can never be sure what might show up.


A LIMOUSINE glides to your curb looking fabulous.
She's immaculate, shiny, absolutely beautiful.
She's a ride you'll be proud to be seen with anywhere.
She's a ride your friends will envy.

A TAXI rattles up, sometimes looking a little the worse for wear.
All you can do is hope for the best – open the door, slide in and pray you don't encounter
an awful odor or worse,
something left behind by the last passenger!


Your limousine's chauffeur is impeccably dressed and groomed.
Well-mannered.
Well-spoken, if you're in the mood for conversation...
or understanding if you'd prefer to ride in peace and quiet.
Your driver will make you feel comfortable and offer anything you need to help you
relax and enjoy the ride.

A TAXI's driver may be a bit rough around the edges.
Lord only knows what this driver might show up looking like!
A taxi driver may lack experience with the public and not know how to conduct themselves.
A taxi driver may deal with so many passengers during the course of a day
that the driver is no longer concerned about your comfort or what your preferences are.
Is that REALLY someone you want to take you for your ride?


A LIMOUSINE's ride is smooth, unrushed.
A LIMOUSINE often carries only one passenger a day.

A TAXI sometimes takes shortcuts,
trying to get you where you're going quickly,
so as to pick up as many fares as possible each day.


(to be continued...)

Sometimes a gentleman will call a taxi only because he thinks
a LIMOUSINE is too expensive.
IT'S SIMPLY NOT SO!!

Think about it:
the meter's always running in the taxi,
but the luxury ride of a LIMOUSINE may be had for a single flat fee...
a fee that's often actually less than the taxi,
depending on the length of the ride!


(to be continued...)

OF COURSE YOU KNOW...
the moral of our story is this:
WHY CALL A TAXI??

You can never be sure what's going to show up,
you never know what kind of a ride it's going to be.

Do yourself a favor. Call a limousine.
Call the very finest available.
When you want to ride in luxury,
with every possible comfort you may desire,
call a limousine!

A TWO-HOUR LUXURY RIDE
$375 flat fee
Unlimited Mileage
and FREE refills on your coffee or champagne...
THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!!

Your Limousine may also be rented for longer tours.  Four-hour, Six-hour, Twelve-Hour and Weekend Rates available...please inquire.

GARAGE LOCATED IN AN UPSCALE BEACH AREA OF EAST BROWARD
Reserved Parking Provided
OR
I'LL GLADLY DRIVE TO YOU!


(to be continued...)

When you do find yourself needing transportation,
remember you can't just whistle and have a limo show up.
When you require the finest in transportation, you must have a little patience!
Know that you need to book in advance.
Make the call and confirm the appointment for a day when the LIMOUSINE is available.

You won't find an “On Duty” sign in a Lincoln Town Car!

please email or pm me for your reservation!

Hope this Fable has many happy endings! -----EOM