Good morning, gentlemen!  I've acquired a beautiful, brand-new, discreet and upscale incall location much more conveniently located than my original love shack, and to celebrate I am finally offering a one-hour appointment option for breakfast in bed, nooner, or afternoon delight!  Those of you who have always wondered (or wandered, lol!) but have never contacted me, what are you waiting for?  Help me break in my new abode and let's play!

If you're up to the challenge, I know a certain leggy beach babe who would love to join us.....

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