Play like a champion today, in Paris' "Pants to Your Ankles" Hockey competition. Paris, official Puck Bunny, will have you down-on-one-knee, diving and scoring a face wash before you can blocker. The Enforcer makes his move, heading for the attack zone, he spreads her open like a tripod and shot on goal. Score! Man, "she really caught some Iron on that shot!"

Positioned in face off, he's holding his stick and ready to split the defense. Before he could catcher, she reaches for his shaft and starts handling his big stick... end to end. "She's got good hands and they aren't afraid to go into the dirty areas," he said.

He repositioned, with his hand on his woody, determined to bender over and icing her biscuit. After he completed body checking... he come from behind, with his big rocket, and stuffed it in that top shelf butterfly. Hitting from behind, he got in there tight, and started to grinder. She screamed, "bang it home,"demanding his special sauce. The referee yelled, "coincidental penalty...Enforcer, go to the penalty box and Puck Bunny...I'm going to put you on the riding stick." She positioned his rigid stick precisely and then obediently slid down on his shaft until he was deep into the zone.

Hustle, hit it and never quit!

Intimate Connoisseur,
Paris Bouvier

Fact: Did you know, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen?”


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