The President of the University of Pleasure, Dr. I. Will Porkem,  announced today that Professor Mermaid Jade, Head on Staff, has perfected this ultimate 100% fully guaranteed documented therapy! This remarkable adventure in modern science coupled with state of the art educational applications will involve just 2 HOURS of intense and safe class training for all Sailors suffering from boredom, lackluster shore leave adventures in other ports, along with numerous afflictions caused by improper swimming technique and muscle stimulation (a/k/a DOWN Syndrome of the Erectus Dictus).  Be one of the first to experience this revolutionary tutorial AND demonstration.  All Maritime travelers registering for this MUST ATTEND course between NOW and the end of November will be granted a 50 Clam Shell tuition reduction (remember, the REDUCTION is for tuition; everything else will INCREASE and STAY AT ATTENTION during this presentation)! So, why not register today, and then relax, enjoy and sail away on the voyage of your dreams with your favorite Mermaid.  The University also offers other time tested and gratifying curriculum experiments for those wishing to navigate in those directions.  Don't forget, I just LOVE coaching and sharing my expertise with fresh new Seamen students, subject to routine screening.  So lets enjoy the Fall Semester already in progress and have some Splashing Good Times together, Mermaid Jade

My schedule are Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursday from 6pm-9pm. Also the weekend of November 11th starting Friday night from 6pm til midnight til Sunday the 13th til 5pm. YOU GOT IT ALL WEEKEND! Please schedule ahead.

Yes you heard it.

The last Friday ALL DAY, November 25th-27th.

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