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Ships Ahoy!  Mermaid Jade Offering Continuous BLACK FRIDAY WEEKEND Classes

Can't think of a better time, the day and weekend after Thanksgiving, to register for healthy, stimulating and relaxing swimming lessons with Professor Mermaid Jade!  My lectures and demonstrations are designed for maximum stokes in order to release all the "right calories" in the process.  I just love the essence of a student mariner as he bestows his appreciation over me, and within me, multiple times during my presentations.  When it cums to education and the proper development of the student body, I believe in taking matters firmly in hand to prepare for total completion and achievement of the highest quantifiable results.    

The Registration Office is currently scheduling enrollment requests for seminars commencing all day Black Friday (when my deepest darkest desires are revealed and shared with you), all day Silver Saturday (my fins really shine and quiver to the touch as I devour your middle drumstick ), and all day Succulent Sunday (I never leave Seamen behind or left to waste).  Don't hesitate another second, sign up today so we can enjoy an awesome Splashing Good Time together as a prelude to final exams.

Freshman attendees are always welcome subject to routine screening.  All class materials are provided by the University of Pleasure for the safety of all my shipwrecked scholars.

XOXO....Mermaid Jade