Final Exams are FAST Approaching- Professor Mermaid Jade has the Solution!

A friendly reminder to ALL my shipwrecked student sailors....only 2 months remain before the end of the Second Semester at the University of Pleasure.  I will be offering SPECIAL pre-final exam seminars so everyone can score an A PLUS in Advanced Exotic Swimming, Edition 69.  Dr. I. Will Licrcrotch, Dean of the Student Body, has approved these custom lesson plans so my existing "classy mates" can maximize results like you've never done before!
 
My fins are also held wide open to welcome new attendees, subject to routine screening, so you may begin the educational journey of a lifetime while experiencing all the pleasures and satisfactions that dreams are made of.  I can't help but savor the thoughts of lecturing enthusiastic "new cummers" during my tutorials. Verbal sensory communication is one of the Hallmark skills I've perfected during my thesis years at the Aquatic Seduction Institute.  Keeping your heads at attention throughout these sessions is of paramount importance; my ultimate reward is to be nurtured by the "essence" of
your achievements during our meeting.

The enrollment office is open, among other things; don't hesitate another second, register now for some Splashing Good Times with your favorite Mermaid before classes become limited this summer.

Come visit my new place starting, April 1st (Available all WEEKEND!), please schedule ahead,
Mermaid Jade