Dear Wildthing -
I've been nervous lately, can't concentrate at work,
and very irritable at home.  What should I do?

Timid Timmy
 
Dear Timmy -
I hear this a lot, but you can breathe easy because, I have your solution.  
Simply call 954-826-8512 and leave the rest to ME.
 
Your Wildthing

Dear Wildthing -
I'd love to see you, but I'm not too well hung,
and would probably disappoint you.
What should I do?
 
Junior Johnson
 
Dear Junior -
Not to worry.  Wait til you see it after I blow it up.
Call me.

Your Wildthing

Dear Wildthing -
I have always had an innate fear of magicians.  
Is there anything I can do to overcome it?
Thanks.

Mandrake Milquetoast
 
Dear Milky -
Not to worry.
Call me at 954-826-6512 immediately.  
My brand of magic is known far and wide,  
and I have this really cunning stunt that will wash your fears away
once and for all.
 
Your Wildthing

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