This is the week that romance will blossom
And time with me would be totally awesome

A candy heart says "I am head over heels for you"
But for you its my heels over head that will do

So come see me to get a big hug and great kiss
I promise that it will be nothing but pure bliss

I don't need candy or anything sweet
You know what it takes for us to meet

So hurry now and schedule some time
And for that moment I will be YOUR Valentine!

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you!

Check out my website to see when I'm available in the evenings.

Come be my Valentine from next Friday, February 15th from 6pm-10pm,
Saturday and Sunday, February 16th-17th from 9am - 10pm

Please schedule ahead with me, because my dating times fill up quickly.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

"Why do Sailors want the Mermaid so"? eager students ask with a sigh.
"Cause I love to make them happy", was her sultry hot reply!

Available in Orlando on Friday, February 22nd, there is only ONE space to see me from 10pm-1pm.
Please book ahead with me.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

First time shipwrecked student sailors are always welcome, subject to routine screening.  I provide all necessary seminar materials for the safety of my attendees.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

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As you can see this Mermaid comes out off the sea.
I surely love Sailors to come spend time with ME!

Here is my weekly schedule:
Monday, Tuesday & Thursday evenings from 6pm-10pm
and
Every other weekend
Starting this Friday, February 15th from 6pm-10pm
Saturday, February 16th from 9am til ? (schedule ahead for anything after 4pm)
Sunday, February 17th from 9am til 3pm.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade