2012 Swimming Classes Available
.....Proctored by Professor Mermaid Jade

Second semester academics have commenced and I simply LOVE IT! This year promises to be my BEST EVER!  Dr. I. Will Licrcrotch, Dean of the University of Pleasure, has just approved my latest state of the art lesson plans to safely share with and tutor all my existing students. Never forget, I always enthusiastically welcome new fresh Seamen attendees with open fins along with other exotic appendages, subject to routine screening.  

I guaranty to uniquely quench your appetite for knowledge by maintaining a firm grip on the subject matter while focusing your heads at maximum sustained attention in order to perform at the highest possible levels.  Accordingly, I highly recommend registry for at least a 2 hour experience to perfect your skills so you may generate the utmost results possible from these studies.  I simply adore the flavor of students who can achieve and share their accomplishment, and even exceed this expectation multiple times during these conferences.  And there is NO additional homework to be concerned about whatsoever after class, ALL assignments with your favorite Mermaid are 100% fully completed and totally satisfied DURING our session!  

So enroll today, classes are available starting again next week.
Monday through Fridays: 6am-10pm and every other weekend from 9am-9pm (March 16-18).

Your one and only, Mermaid Jade