Read carefully for my SPECIAL THIS MONTH and TIMES available THIS WEEKEND! Please schedule ahead. I am so looking forward to the holiday season!

The Admission's Department has granted partial Scholarships from today through Thanksgiving, but ONLY for members in good standing with Frat House "TER"!  Take advantage of this unique educational opportunity to enhance your swimming expertise in preparation for final exams at the end if this semester. I have recently created a challenging but utmost rewarding portfolio of customized lesson plans designed to stimulate and maintain a fully RIGID thought process that will guaranty maximum output results during my MULTIPLE QUIZ lectures!  I provide all essential laboratory equipment to insure safety for all demonstration experiments conducted with the student body.  Our credo at the University of Pleasure:  When it cums to higher education techniques, leave no Seaman behind or left to waste!  

Why not register today; experience the fulfillment and benefits of these erotic swimming exercises by participating in these tutorials with your favorite Mermaid......$350 per tutoring hour til Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving season, I simply love licking turkey bones clean!

Splashing Good Times to All

XOXO......Mermaid Jade

My availability is Thursday from 6pm-10pm, Friday from 6pm til ?, Saturday 9am til ? and Sunday from 9am til ?.