As your favorite Professor "on staff" at the University of Pleasure, I'm pleased to announce a newly perfected 2 hour lecture/demonstration for the "growth" and "advancement" of the student bodies of all shipwrecked voyagers.  YES, a 2 hour session (it's NOT how long ya make it, it's how ya make it LONG)! To all Sailors traveling the open seas, regardless of your home port, DO NOT miss this opportunity to safely participate. If you haven't previously attended any of my presentations, I urge you to accept this invitation to register for the educational adventure of a lifetime, subject to routine screening (I just LOVE "fresh" new Seamen). This particular class will be offered with a 50 Clam Shell tuition reduction for the remainder of September and the entire month of October. Your Mermaid also supports a wide range of other aquatic tutorials which can be customized to accommodate the requirements of the UPPER Classman seeking the ultimate in appearance and performance (by the way, variable breast stroke swimming UNDER a "Class Man" is one of my favorite lesson plans).  Don't wait another second, register today, and lets have some Splashing Good times together!

XOXO.....Mermaid Jade