Okay, I haven't been laid in well, way too long and I'm on a crappy diet that has me in a nasty mood. Ladies, let's throw up your best theme day pic and give me a reason to take on Hump day.
Okay, I haven't been laid in well, way too long and I'm on a crappy diet that has me in a nasty mood. Ladies, let's throw up your best theme day pic and give me a reason to take on Hump day.
Please?
Your old, sagging ass is always cranky. I told you.....lay off the Moon Pies and Twinkies, get your ass to the gym, and maybe...just MAYBE, the tides will turn for you and you'll get some. LOL
You could get lucky any day now. I used to only get laid on payday, but then I changed jobs and got paid every week and things have been a rockin at my house. I told my supervisor I would take a cut in pay if they would pay me every day, but they wouldn't go for that.
You could get lucky any day now. I used to only get laid on payday, but then I changed jobs and got paid every week and things have been a rockin at my house. I told my supervisor I would take a cut in pay if they would pay me every day, but they wouldn't go for that.
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