It's said that we learn to enjoy something new everyday.
Thanks to a very special friend of mine, I have discovered carnal pleasures I never knew existed.
Now that I have reached such levels of ecstasy I can't wait to explore this new side of myself.
I'm happy to announce ( and you will be too ) trips to the Greek islands are now on the menu, so please make sure your passport is current and let's enjoy this new adventure together.
I go out of town for a couple weeks and all kind of exciting things happen while I am gone. You have always been so popular that I used to have to book my appointment with you a week in advance. With this new menu addition, I imagine I now will have to book a month in advance!
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