There's a facebook page called ShitMyDadSays.
It's postings from a guy who lives with his 74 year old father and just posts what the old dude says. So popular they are making a sitcom out of it.
Anyhow....I thought today's posting was good:

"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."

Gee... never had THAT problem!

your erotic powerhouse,

Tabu of Hollywood

love that guys commentary.....was following on Twitter, but I'll subsribe on FB now. He's indeed hilarious.

That's it Tabu, "EROTIC POWERHOUSE."  YOU PIX OOZE sensuality.

A real man sleeping next to a genuine lady, neither can resist staying awake to do pleasantries.

It's not rocket science...it's called being married for decades....that's why we see the ladies....our wives aren't interested in sex any more or vice versa.