...trying to me the penultimate lady's man here, and for that we can't cast hostility upon him.

Frankly, he's a better man than the rest of us.  He doesn't discriminate; he holds every shape and size of woman up on a pedestal.

And if he can single-handedly usher in the slang word "pix" for the true word "picture", I believe that we, at a minimum, owe him a debt of gratitude for saving us untold future keystrokes.