Personally, I prefer not to go searching through the jungle. Plus on top of that, most guys appreciate a baby smooth pussy so know hairs get in the teeth and believe me we think the same way..
Sunnyddd mentions a "very popular hobbyist" who has "...more than bad hygiene". How does one become popular, much less very popular, with hygiene issues? First, I'm wondering how bad could it be, and secondly, how can this guy continue to get dates? Should the guy be outed?
Call it morbid curiosity, but if the ladies are willing to share some horror stories we might all learn some valuable lessons. I keep thinking the skid marks on the sheets story is urban legend, but maybe not...
The two worst issues I can think of right off that I have had to deal with are:
A gentleman who had the WORST breath I had ever encountered. OH LORDY!! If I even got CLOSE to his mouth I started gagging. And he wanted to constantly deep french kiss!!!! I kept having to turn my head to keep from puking and then he looks at me and says, "I thought you were GFE?" HA!
Another time, a gentleman wanted me to lick under his balls. Not USUALLY a problem, except he had poop all under there, like he didn't bother to wipe after going to the bathroom. YIKES!!!! I had to think of a reason why I couldn't do that without seeming rude so I just told him I had a policy of not getting that close to that area with my tongue.
I'm sure there are more, but those two stick out in my mind....VIVIDLY!! lol!!
Now that is nasty. I'm so paranoid about my breath I have gotten sick using so much mouthwash. And the other thing, yikes. That could have been the first real SOS.
You have just gained some serious points in my book. If I was you that would have been the end of the session. I was going to say unless he agreed to take a shower first. But, then I thought if he was that careless, why would I want to share my self, my body with him. That is just disgusting. The fact that you tried to work past it says volumes about you and the comitment you have to exceding the expectations of your customers. I promise. When I ask you to lick down there it will be squeaky clean and you will make me hard as a rock.
The worst part is that an unamed provider warned me out of the blue and I chose to ignore her. I also contacted 2 other providers who I knew he had seen. They claimed it was not that bad, I'll just say it was a mouth issue. This man is very nice and has quite a few reviews so I will not name names. I will also state that I was not reviewed by him for lack of activities the day we met. He does want to see me again and I will not be available. I do not want to hurt anyone's feeling but this was so bad, I can still smell it and talk about an appetite suppressant. There are other girls who may know who I'm referring to, but once again I do not want to be the one to name names.
Ladies, please remember that you get feedback through the reviews. We gentlemen have to rely on what you tell us directly, and on many occasions, you are not so direct (in an effort NOT to hurt our feelings?).
A long time, respected Florida provider tells me that she never thought her teeth were in badshape untill several of her early reviews spoke of her need of dential work. She spent the $$ and the time she did not have as a kit to straighten her allignment and SURPRISE, the comments went away, her repeats increased, and she got more appointments. Feedback helps.
I am a gentleman of size (Hell, I am FAT with capitals). I am also a life long batchlor. While I did do all the clean-up work immediately before appointments, traveled in a/c, and usually did the dinner thing before out happy hour, I did not not realize that this time would still kill me in long distance appointments. Thank you Dudette, Cinderella, Ann in P'cola, and a cast of others for increasing my education.
I also realize NOW, that the offer of a breath mint is NOT necessary a suggestion, but a requirement to pull the toothbrush out of my bag.
Ladies, a reminder that gentlemen of size have a difficult time reaching EVERYWHERE anymore. If you want them squeeky clean, drag them into the shower and act as their "Soap on a Rope" (once an Avon product but may not be available anymore, for you kids who do not understand). This can be ALOT of fun for you too. (Soap up provider, transfer soap to gentleman, ensuring provider's special locations have had the attention that they need, rince and repeat).
And if the subble suggestion does NOT work, get out your club, wack the guy once or twice about the head and shoulders to convince him that your suggestions is in reality a requirement and tell hime to use YOUR toothbrush (then get another for yourself at any price).
Everyday, I have to tell someone that I never was a mind reader, just tell me what you want in plain english so I can do it.
You are exactly right. Feedback IS an important tool. Especially in a biz where intimacy is the norm. I definitely have been guilty of not saying anything to a client with issues, for fear I might hurt their feelings. MOST issues I can handle. A little body odor from traveling, etc. I have quite a few regulars who are way overweight. I do know it is difficult for them to reach everywhere. Not a problem. As I said, I can overlook most issues and go on with the date and still have ALOT of fun!!! It's the MAJOR issues that are very hard to ignore. I think most gentlemen may not be aware of the minor ones, but SURELY they can tell if they have major hygiene issues? I think a good rule of thumb is right before a date, deoderant and a breath mint or gum. At the very least. I love a clean client but it isn't always 100% so. It goes BOTH ways, though, so I definitely make sure I shower before every date, scrub every (and I mean EVERY) part of my body, put on deoderant, brush my teeth and chew a strong gum enroute just to be sure.
Sunnyddd mentions a "very popular hobbyist" who has "...more than bad hygiene". How does one become popular, much less very popular, with hygiene issues? First, I'm wondering how bad could it be, and secondly, how can this guy continue to get dates? Should the guy be outed?
Call it morbid curiosity, but if the ladies are willing to share some horror stories we might all learn some valuable lessons. I keep thinking the skid marks on the sheets story is urban legend, but maybe not...
His teeth need to be pulled. It is obviously from years of neglect and they should be pulled and replaced with dentures or implants. The odd thing is that he tells me he's in good health! It's a proven medical fact that gum health is directly related to heartl health.
Personally, I prefer not to go searching through the jungle. Plus on top of that, most guys appreciate a baby smooth pussy so know hairs get in the teeth and believe me we think the same way..
I'm with everyone else. I love a gentleman who is at least trimmed, if not shaved. I do understand, however, that it is hard for some gents, because of the fact the wifey or SO would question these grooming habits. I stay totally shaved down there so that some unsuspecting guy doesn't get a hairy surprise! lol! As a matter of fact, I shave at least every morning during my morning cleansing of Miss Kitty, but I make sure things are smooth and clean before each date.
Looks nices, is cleaner. As of respect to my dates I am always freshly clean and I expect the same from them. Is more enjoyable and my date will notice how much I am in to it becasue I am feeling good.
Even better if you put some cologne EVRYWHERE, just as I do. Thats is really nice and when it happens it will provoque me to be nicer to you.
shows up and requests a shower, the very first thing?
If my drive is over a half hour, I usually give the lady a heads-up that I'd like to shower (and brush) on arrival. I've never had anyone deny me that.....
'Course, they probably hope I'll get a facelift while I'm in there.....
personally, I've had to endure my own share of bad breath, smoker's breath and let's not forget stinky Kittys! That takes DATY off the table and that's about 1/3 of my fun...... ;-{ I ran into that one just two months ago.....
I'm such a clean freak that when I saw a new TER lady last week, I brought my travel toothpaste and toothbrush with me since she had asked me to pick us up some Starbucks on the way over!
I'm such a clean freak that when I saw a new TER lady last week, I brought my travel toothpaste and toothbrush with me since she had asked me to pick us up some Starbucks on the way over!
I'm sure the ladies will all agree... a well prepared, thoughtful and clean man is always a pleasure !
I'm sure the ladies will all agree... a well prepared, thoughtful and clean man is always a pleasure ! Viv
And vice versa! (As you found out right after our Starbucks little snack that I brought us!!)
Also, a shaved smoooooooth Kitty is also very much appreciated! Having "rug burn" marks on a guy's lips/mouth can lead to some pretty "interesting" questions after the date! As I found out one day from a lady who maybe was a day or two behind on her own feminine grooming! Ouch!
So many times we read reviews about a provider having an odor "down there" yet we forget that the client also may have issues!
Bad breath, disgustingly colorful underwear, unbelievable order coming from his "down there"...and all so easy to correct! Chew a piece of mint gum, ask to use the shower if several hours have passed since your last one, just practicing good body grooming...so easy and SO appreciated!
Just as I shower very close to my date appointments to smell and feel my best, a good smelling man with an ALL OVER good smell is a great date to have! So much more enjoyable when I don't have to hold my breath or make suggestions that could be awkward.
Our bodies are our temples! I want to worship a sexy and CLEAN temple!
are in the vast minority, IMHO-and personally, I can't think of anything being more selfish, thoughtless or disrespectful to the other party-If one can't have kissing sweet breath and have the nether regions on both sides of the 'taint' clean enough to eat out of, then you're a total dweeb in my view-and girls, if you run into this, I think you doing yourself, the guy and those who follow you a favor in requesting him to take a shower then and there-or keep some breath mints handy for the 'Halitosis Harrys'-No body should have to chow on a funky crotch and if some clown is too stupid or unconcerned to keep himself clean, then I think some instant correction is needed. Cleanliness is simply good manners and respectful to the other person and funkiness shouldn't be tolerated. 1rob...have a great week, All...out
Well Hello first time poster here. Myself I will tell them I want to wash them off that way I know they are clean and fresh. It is easy to do and be sexy about and no body cares. But I have had my fare share of the stinkers. Some can't help the odor do to illness that will cause a body odor this is wear baby powder works great. But the guys that go to the beach all day and come straight to me can jump straight in the shower! But I find honey is way better at getting what you want so you are able to give your true experience. Lemons just leave a bitter taste in every body's mouth. oxoxoxoxo, Rochellle
Bad hygine is a turn off, I could deal with some but it will not be a completely satisfiying session. I have handy mints so if i notice anything I could just get one for me and gently give one for the guy.
If anybody asks to take a shower when he arrives, he will be more than wellcome. it shows the proper play etiquette and I certainly appreciate that.
If I know my date had had issues with that before I will not accept the appointment. Shyla
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