I'm going to be in Miami next week and want to go out with some co-workers.  As they do not know I hobby, the best I can do is aim for a good dirty strip joint.  I've checked some of the strip joint review boards and have had no good luck...most of those guys think a girl smashing their boobs in his crotch is worth $100-$200.  If Im' spending some $$ I'm looking for a place where I can get a bit more.  May order in for the trip too, but I'm sure we will go out and I want to maximize my time and spend if I do.

I once knew a gal who was a veterinary tech and it was her job to clean out the smegma from her equine charges. She took her job seriously but the stallions always thought she wanted to horse around!      

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Posted By: Drumsticks

I once knew a gal who was a veterinary tech and it was her job to clean out the smegma from her equine charges. She took her job seriously but the stallions always thought she wanted to horse around!      

visit a provider, you know for sure you will get some action.  Getting serious action from strippers is a tough road to follow, from what I have read.

thout a doubt tootsies is the best strip club in south fla.  some will tell you scarletts but tootsies is the place to be.  you will be able to get all you can handle in there.

Yes...but I'm obviously willing to bribe them.  If my name was Channing Tatum, do you think they would not charge....just in case?

I was not looking particularly for FS, but I'm staying in a rented condo with a co-worker who does not hobby and does not know I do...and it's staying that way.  I think he'll go to a strip joint, but I don't want air...I'll be ok with dropping $20-$25 for a good dirty lapdance to get myself worked up and maybe if I want to push it, go for a BJ in the VIP....I'm not going to buy a stipper a car to get FS.  I'd rather just go run one off back at the condo (we do have seperate bathrooms) and save the money for the next trip, I just want to load the spank bank with some boobs in my face imagery first.

Thanks, I'll put that on the top of the list then.