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Attention ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captian speaking.
Captian_Stubing 1363 reads
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A big hole has been torn into the side of our ship and we are sinking quickly. Prepare to abandon ship.

after I finish dinner and boinking my dinner companion.

[35 minutes later]
Oh shit, the ship is leaning to one side.  There must be a problem.  Crew--man your stations, all passengers on deck with your life presservers.

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