Some of us are probably older, fatter, balder or otherwise less attractive than you might like.
Our appearance might not get you instantly wet.
Does our personality overcome that, or do you have to fake it with us?
And how tough is that to do?

Do you really....*really* expect an HONEST answer to this?

Who is going to come out in public, alias or not, and say:
"Yes. Most of you are older, fatter, balder, smellier, and troll-like than we would normally like. Instantly wet? How about never even close to wet without lube. Personality?? Are you referring to the personality that can't or won't follow directions on my website, asks inappropriate questions over the phone or in email, calls drunk at 1a.m. asking if I can be over in an hour or less, tries the old 'finger slip' in my ass when attempting to go down on me while simply lapping like a dog from a water dish, or tries to be charming while asking why I do this since I seem so "smart" and could do "better things". Is that the 'personality' you mean?
How tough is it to fake? Not too tough at all once I'm in a position where you can't see my face, I can't smell your breath, and I can close my eyes and think about how in a few, seemingly interminable minutes, your sweaty heaving carcass will be off me and I can grab an envelope full of greenbacks and get back to my "real" life.
Why do you think all the reviews say 'doggy is her favorite'"

OR.....did you expect to hear:
"Oh Hon, beauty is on the inside. It's not your appearance that we can find attraction in. It's the eyes, the wit, the mind. A man that stimulates my mind stimulates my body. I'm there for my pleasure too, so I never have to fake once we make that 'connection'. My orgasms are real and so will yours be.
Call me."


Anything a lady posts is an ad, and the smart ones know that.
Should be interesting to see the responses you get. I think I know what they'll be....but we'll see how it pans out.

Just sayin'
DD

Daniel Craig to answer your question.

Oh, OH, OHHHHHH!

LOL

Were you a hooker in some other life? Born a woman? Okay just kidding, maybe the mirror really fu*ked you up yesterday and reality is rearing her ugly head. There's pills and shots that can make you feel a lot better, and don't forget about good ole' Jack Daniels.

I do not ever fake it! I love men who are much older and heavier. Gray hair is very sexy! I have never faked it with anyone. Some of my absolute all time favorites were older, wrinkly, overweight, not the guys who look like they spend 5-6 days in the gym and definitely not the ones who are younger than I am. The kind of guys I desire know what a woman wants. They are kind, passionate, intellectually stimulating, therefore stimulating my mind first. They actually know what a real woman needs. It's the chemistry, the way you kiss me, the way you touch me, some may think that immediate physical attraction is key but my experiences are very different.

Nice, honest and revealing post summershowers.  Kudos to you.  

I LOVE the male species!!!!!!!!  LOVE LOVE LOVE MEN of all shapes and sizes!!!!
Now, many of you men understand this from a different perspective (those that LOVE women, LOVE all sorts of women) am I correct?
It is not hard to find something attractive about someone of the opposite sex.  Maybe it's their eyes, smile, arms, or very nice cock...aaahhhhhh....my mind wanders a bit.  But, I focus on the positive attributes and not pick the man a part focusing on the flaws.

This said, be the best you can be.  Take care of the body God gave you.  Please, be well groomed and take the time to be clean.  That is one area that I can not over look.  I can over look a few (or even more than a few) extra pounds, but if you don't smell very good, you're not getting me turned on, you are turning me waaayyy the HELL off!  

I guess you can say, I don't just use my sight, but my sense of smell, taste, and touch when with a man.  So, if you smell nice, taste yummy, and feel like heaven, who cares what you look like!

Maybe the ladies you have seen feel that way. Or maybe you're just extra cynical. Or maybe you're just being funny. If I truly felt as you've portrayed us here, I don't see how any one of us would be able to maintain our sanity in this business for longer than a month.

And if I were you and really thought we feel that way, I'd prefer my hand.

Posted By: DirtyDaego

Do you really....*really* expect an HONEST answer to this?

Who is going to come out in public, alias or not, and say:
"Yes. Most of you are older, fatter, balder, smellier, and troll-like than we would normally like. Instantly wet? How about never even close to wet without lube. Personality?? Are you referring to the personality that can't or won't follow directions on my website, asks inappropriate questions over the phone or in email, calls drunk at 1a.m. asking if I can be over in an hour or less, tries the old 'finger slip' in my ass when attempting to go down on me while simply lapping like a dog from a water dish, or tries to be charming while asking why I do this since I seem so "smart" and could do "better things". Is that the 'personality' you mean?
How tough is it to fake? Not too tough at all once I'm in a position where you can't see my face, I can't smell your breath, and I can close my eyes and think about how in a few, seemingly interminable minutes, your sweaty heaving carcass will be off me and I can grab an envelope full of greenbacks and get back to my "real" life.
Why do you think all the reviews say 'doggy is her favorite'"

OR.....did you expect to hear:
"Oh Hon, beauty is on the inside. It's not your appearance that we can find attraction in. It's the eyes, the wit, the mind. A man that stimulates my mind stimulates my body. I'm there for my pleasure too, so I never have to fake once we make that 'connection'. My orgasms are real and so will yours be.
Call me."


Anything a lady posts is an ad, and the smart ones know that.
Should be interesting to see the responses you get. I think I know what they'll be....but we'll see how it pans out.

Just sayin'
DD

I do not fake it. I'm not into living a life that doesn't suit me, and faking anything doesn't suit me. I never carry lube because I never need it. Looks have never made me wet- even in my civilian life. I certainly appreciate a pretty face, but it's not necessary or sufficient to turn me on. And even before I became an escort some of my craziest chemistry was with men who would never be considered classically attractive.

Sexy is not what you look like. Think Harvey Keitel. Ugly as sin, but god he makes me wet.

Contrary to popular belief....not *everything* you read on a silly message board is literal, nor is this 'real life'. Sometimes people lose sight of that when they spend too much jumping all over boards and feeling it necessary to be a part of everything.
While part of the intent was humor, the situations mentioned are based in fact. This comes from people sharing their experiences, and the 2 dozen PMs I got from ladies who thought it funny as hell and sometimes sadly all too true.
It also points out, although with apparently too much subtlety, that men will truly never know what is in the mind of a woman......especially in this world of acting and fantasy. So obsessing about it, or asking about it, is simply a pointless exercise in futility.

But thanks for all the "maybes" and "ifs".

Just sayin'
DD

Someone comes along and starts an actual conversation here (something that's sorely lacking on this particular board, if you haven't noticed) and you shout him down right away! That's not all that conducive to fostering a fun atmosphere.

I guess that's what I get for "jumping all over boards". Lol. Is there some rule I am missing about only posting in one place?

I'm sorry that you can't understand what I was trying to say and that it was humor....despite my having to take the time to explain it to you.
If you didn't like my post...you didn't have to respond to it...or name me in your own post. All you had to do was make your own post and move on....like others did.

You haven't been here long enough to know my postings but if I had "shouted him down"....it would be very very obvious....even to you, SugarTits.
So let's not create drama where there is none. We have enough drama queens on this board, so do try not to join their ranks. Just do your thing and allow others to do the same.

Since you seem to only want posts that are sunshine and bunny rabbits....here's one for you....

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