You could always claim it was a present for the wife and you didn't want her to see it in advance

Perhaps you should have told them they were for THEM
because you really appreciate all they do for you.

Tsk Tsk, you naughty man!!

That is a funny story! Although I can understand why you would be embarrassed! Although, we ARE presumably all adults, including the people at your workplace. Unless you are working in a daycare center or a church, I don't see why people have to be so prudish about such things.

Now, there are all manner of sex toys out there.  Did you have a giant black rubber fist in the box? Or a strap-on and anal douche and a few whips?? Lol. If it was something really freaky I could see people getting a little red in the face.

If it was me, I would have run up to the box like a kid on Christmas morning, grabbed the box and yelled "YESSS!!!" and then turn around and run out of the office and peeled away in my car. Well not really... I would have put my name on the box and so hopefully it would have remained unopened at the office.

Enjoy your new toys. And be sure to show up on Monday at the office with a spring in your step and a big smile on your face, just to make them all wonder...!

I know many women are straight but I doubt dumb. I'm sure they have no idea of you playtime so their thinking what most would in their situation....Gift for the wife and boy am I clueless

Do your office workers run into your wife at all and if so would they talk personal. If the answer is no then you needn't say or do anything. If the answer is yes then I guess your giving your wife something very sexy and hope it's not totally out of character.

Kisses Haley

This reminds me of a funny story I heard from a friend. The friend is fairly famous, and was returning from business abroad. One picks up one's luggage before going through immigration/customs. He found his, but then was asked to step aside, conducted to a small room (with one-way windows) and surrounded by serious officials who said that X-rays of his luggage revealed something suspicious, and they wanted him to open it and unpack it while they watched. He readily agreed, expecting to find mostly soiled clothing, and instead found a suitcase full of sex toys -- all shapes and sizes. He was thoroughly embarrassed, the officials were amused, and when he went to look for his identical bag, it was gone. That evening, in his hotel, he received a call from a lady who said that he seemed to have her luggage and she had his. She came by, they swapped suitcases, and that was that. She was, he said, VERY attractive.

As they say at the airport, many bags look alike. Be sure to check the tags.

the future. It appears you work in a small office but, is it customary for the office manager to open packages addressed to the company or give them to her boss--you?

Not company email, not company mail room, not company letterhead, not company pens, etc. if you're the boss, you're setting a bad example; if you're an employee, you just used up one chit.

your office manager and others they are gag gifts for a bachelor party you are going to.

Your toy story is unique and is no doubt circulating among the office staff.  What's the probability that one of them might read your post and make the connection to the real you?  Your hobbying history would become whispered gossip.  Every silly grin or odd turn-of-phrase in the workplace may make you wonder.