I am single and that does not prevent scam artists from calling my mobile # and leave outrageous messages that I have won a free vacation, free cruise and what not.   However, a voice mail this morning was funny:

"Hello and we are excited to tell you just won a honeymoon package for two to any destination of your choice."  

Is there a honeymoon package for one!    Funny

I guess you must be married to yourself then!!!!!!!!! Does that make you asexual too??? Hmmmm... LOL!