MERMAID JADE IS NOW IN SIGHT!!!  My summer hiatus to the deep blue sea has ended. I'm back on shore, basking in the sun, with all my fins magnificently shaped and toned. Time to register once again for the next semester with your favorite seafaring Professor.  Classes will commence August 19th, with the ONLY Mermaid certified to teach and then fully participate in the fine art of Supreme Mariner Seduction, Custom Version 69, at my private University of Pleasure.  I'm well rested and eager to have you come with me again and again to revitalize the senses and master your swimming technique.  The required materials are provided to insure the protection of all my students while continuing their tutorials.  So, to my existing sailors, prepare to leave the fleet of ships you've wandered about during the summer.  Time to return to my campus lagoon so we can make memories of a lifetime while perfecting the breast stroke along with other unparalleled educational experiments.  I enthusiastically welcome and recommend attendance by new freshman seamen, pending routine screening, who savor academics, and also search for excellence, passion, ecstasy and utmost satisfaction during voyages away from your home port. The thirst for excitement will be uniquely quenched, and you shall experience ambitions to their ultimate maximum completion!!  YOUR MERMAID IS BACK ... with an abundance of energy which must be perpetually released. I've missed everyone this past summer, don't hesitate another moment, enrollment is now available to resume and enjoy more Slashing Good Times! XXOO, Mermaid Jade

Here is my schedule August 19th - 6pm-9pm; August 20th and 21st - 9am-6pm; then back to my regular schedule: Monday, Tuesdays and Thursdays 6pm-9pm.