I know Florida is where most go to retire, but don't die already bwahahaha.
Where is the strangest, funniest, most risky place you have had sex...in or out of the hobby?
For me (and fk y'all, I am from New Orleans so don't laugh) it was that horse you put quarters in outside of a freaking KMart. Hey, I never said I was "classy" or "sophisticated" lol. It was my HS boyfriend and I just after practice, and we were both in uniform...no panties or condoms required back then.
Second, would be the rooftop pool of the Monteleone Hotel, BJ in a glass elevator at the Westin, many bathrooms, pool tables, stages, and bar tops at random places, under the tablecloth of one of my fave restaurants in Nola, second floor of Cat's Meow whilst overlooking the morons trying to sing, a blow job in the caverns of Ruby Falls in Chattanooga TN, on the baseball diamond in Metairie, Rooftop bar in NYC overlooking the city, and rode a guy doing about 80 down Highway 90, as if you guys know that highway ha ha.
Next....