Going to Orlando next week for some golf w/ buddies. Can anyone recommend a strip club which as some good looking girls and a fair amount of touching? Any massage parlors around?

Trust me.......Mons Venus is best club in the country IMHO.
The others aren't bad.

where and what AMP is good in Tampa or Clearwater?

where is Mon Venus?

do you have any recommendation for a nice AMP in Clearwater area

What the hell is an AMP?

Odessey 2001 is the best I've had so far.  If you have the money you can go up to the champagne rooms or the shuttle and such (almost $400), but for that you can meet up with an excellent provider.

If you want "Stress Reduction", there are ads in the weekly planet, "2 hands or 4....".  Extremely nice ladies and a very good massage and stress reduction

Asian Massage Parlor.
There is a glossary of terms on "The Dog" and you can check the FAQ for newbies board for some good information.