I've had sex ON a picnic table...but this guy has taken it to the next level. I thought I was kinky. lol   Story below!

wanna go on a picnic?

What happened? His hand turn him down?

I guess this is one of the reasons they need the warning labels on ED products.  Hate to have to many idiots show up at the ER with their picnic tables because they couldn't get the wood to go down after 4 hours.

....for a moment that maybe he was squirting a sealer on it to protect it from the cold ohio elements...how dare you....

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Only if we can utilize the picnic table. However, NO fucking the picnic table...unless I can video tape! LOL

Shame on Paris...of course he was squirting a protective sealer! This is obviously an upstanding and selfless gentleman with only the interests of protecting the picnic table from future dry rotting!

I'd love to see the video of him fucking that picnic table. Did he make a hole in it and fuck that? Wouldn't you think he'd get splinters in his dick? OUCH!!!!

...inclusive & understanding in the hobby....

lol omg I was thinking the same thing ....I saw a show on tv once where they secretly  video taped their workers to see what they are doing and a guy was boinking a donkey pinata lol ...he got fired

I'm glad to see it was a metal table and not wood - splinters.