...and we'll get back to you in six months.

Just kidding. She may have retired or is taking some time off....

Yes..................

but I'm not telling you.

We know who you are and what you are up to.

It would be best for you to just give up and GO AWAY.

Jonowen aka Loverslivelongest aka Crazy Housewife

You looking for "Suzy Solaris" to email your crazy emails every week? Emails like this and I quote now LITERALLY:

From: nick varner [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Saturday, December 13, 2008 3:36 PM
To:
Subject: Bookings

To all you escorts (whores)
Just want to let you all know I'm still here and still watching. Prostitution is illegal in the state of Florida  and what i have on all of you would have you in jail for a long time.You should really watch what you do,who you do it with  and who you email.  Enjoy your free time now cause it will not be here long LOL LOL
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Wouldn't It Be Easier...

Jonoven: instead of spending so much time on the boards, why not spend time with your husband so he doesn't need to see all these girls?

Have you seen a psychiatrist for help?

TM

jonowen, you've gotten solid advise here...

...def. get therapy (don't drag his ass in either, your the problem) or go see jenny craig!!!cause the cheat'n is all about you. you have either closed down shop on the pussy department for years, or have exploded horizontally. stop putting that thong on & asking him, "does this make my ass look big?"
seriously, you weren't having sex w/him prob. for years or 2 x/yr at best, so let him play w/these well reviewed TER providers, it's safe sex, & it obviously doesn’t interfere w/your non-existent sex life, & your way of confortable life stays the same. you don't know how good you have it…..
just let it go, or get the divorce, either way, move on girl…...................................

Witness protection program.

Re: where can i find

You must be the crazy,jealous wife that needs help. Go see a shrink. You probably haven't taken care of your husband for quite some time. If your husband has had the lucky opportunity to be with Suzy Solaris more power to him. At least he can say he's been with an angel at least once in his life.