1. q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
   a. It's Braille for 'Suck here."
2. q. What is an Australian Kiss?
   a. It's like a French kiss, except "Down Under."
3. q. What do you do with 365 used condoms?
   a. Melt them down and call it a Goodyear.
4. q. Why were hurricanes originally named after women?
   a. Because when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and
       car with them.
5. q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
   a. Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Bonus What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
         Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Nominated for hte best short joke:
A 3-year old boy was taking a bath and examining his testicles.
"Are these my brains," he asked his Mom?
"Not yet," she replied.

A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. A large wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top. She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,"Lady, if you're going to drown those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose."