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808transplant 45 Reviews 1630 reads
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You are going to have to explain that one in more layman's terms. I read all this hoopla about how wonderful bieng in love is. Whenever I have traveled it was usually by myself or with my training partners from martial arts. One thing I see wherever I go, its couples. Couples holding hands, dining together, rubbing tanning oil all over each other on the beach, calling each other darling or honey, checking in that one will be late for dinner, sitting tight next to one another holding hands while watching the same Jennifer Aniston Rom-Com that comes out every 6-months,  taking trips to the Hawaiian Islands together, you get the picture. And I ask myself where did I go wrong?

I tried this with my first wife but soon realized that the more I made an effort to express my feelings to her, the less she wanted me, the more I wanted to be intimate with her, the more distant she became.  For over ten years the conversations were pretty much the same: Did you walk the dog, did you pay the direct tv bill, did you take the Explorer and the Honda to get the oil changed, please no sex tonight because I want to go jogging early before work, (this is where she would toss me a dog-biscut by giving me a handjob) or say "We can start having sex again when I finish this project my staff and I have been working on by the end October." Believe me that for 35 years I actually believed that Love was supposed to be like that and that all women were this passionately dysfunctional. And yes growing up my parents had seperate bedrooms and I can count on one hand the times I ever saw them show affection to one another.  The passion and enjoyment I get from providers is the polar opposite but I know that love and hobbying are about as related as Penguins are to Hummingbirds.


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HotCougarMilf1027 reads

you were told you had 30 days to live and had unlimited money at your disposal?  I guess robbing a bank is out of the question lol.

I'm pondering this one and can't wait to see some of the responses.

I hope everyone has a great weekend.

PS - ISAAC, go away!!!

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ElleVegas691 reads

First class all the way.  Of course!

Edited to ad:  And have as much kinky sex as possible ;0)


A bit of a morbid question but on a happy note, I wouldn't stress too much about Isaac.  We need the rain.




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Goodhobby2002826 reads



First class all the way.  Of course!

Edited to ad:  And have as much kinky sex as possible ;0)


A bit of a morbid question but on a happy note, I wouldn't stress too much about Isaac.  We need the rain.

Elle , with your PT I well never be here to enjoy the trip----- Live long and well !!


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Pleasureforu557 reads

Spend time with family, travel and sleep with as many beautiful women as time would allow. May as well go out with a smile on my face :)

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1rob770 reads

favorite providers-you know who you are-smile-eat at a lot of great restaurants and consume vast quantities of quality alcohol-I'd call and talk extensively with the special people in my life and thank them for either their friendship, love or meaningful impact on my life...good topic...1rob.....stay thirsty my friends....out

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sensuality64642 reads

Days 1-28 would be absolute heaven for all I love, no expense spared to enjoy them and set them up for life.
 Day 29 would be total hell for my enemies, but I'd live through it.
(enemies who have done wrong to those I love. Not me, I'm not that important)
 Day 30  ;-)  sweet peace. I will be forgotten in a few short years and don't need to leave a legacy. Think about this: Do you know your great grandfathers name? His dad? His dad? It ALL ends soon enough.

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waynexes483 reads

invite my favorite ladies to come up with the kinky sex of all time and play it out to the hilt.

never be without sexual pleasure for one sec to the end.

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808transplant835 reads

At 41 i have done just about everything I have ever wanted to do. I have visited every continent with the exeption of Antarctica, I have surfed Piahi, Seen the Aurora Borealis in Finland, I have fought in a cage in front of 8,000 people, I have hiked to the top of Ayers Rock, I have swam with Whalesharks, Humpbacks, Mantarays, Pilot Whales and Manatees.  I have done just about everything on my sexual bucket list,  2-girls, 3-girls, orgies, S&M, made professional grade porn, Screwed a flight attendant flying over the Atlantic, in the back of a taxi, in a cheauferred Limosine driving around the Washington DC Beltway, on a surfboard, with models, pornstars. Made lots of money, lost lots of money, made it back. Tried the marriage thing twice.

Two things I have never experienced:

I have never been in love and have pretty much have given up on ever experiencing romance in this lifetime so I don't think that in 30 days that would be possible.

The other is putting on my hiking boots, grabbing my cameras and hiking the Great Rift Valley on foot. I want to see the Ngorogoro creater, Serengeti and spend some time with the Masai tribe of Tanzania. By the 30th day I may not wake up and the Hyenas may feast on my bones but I would have savored every second of bieng immersed in nature at its purest. In reality, I may get around to going but with my career nowadays even a weekend trip to the beach is a strech.

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sensuality64549 reads

Sounds like you have really done it all my friend, congratulations. Let me give you a quote that you will probably never find on your own: "If one were to give all the wealth of his house for love, it would be utterly scorned." Maybe that's simplistic for someone who has done some things, not as much as you, but don't write it off. And no, I'm not some tree hugging flower child. Being in love makes me that much more a protective alfa male than I used to be.

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808transplant1631 reads

You are going to have to explain that one in more layman's terms. I read all this hoopla about how wonderful bieng in love is. Whenever I have traveled it was usually by myself or with my training partners from martial arts. One thing I see wherever I go, its couples. Couples holding hands, dining together, rubbing tanning oil all over each other on the beach, calling each other darling or honey, checking in that one will be late for dinner, sitting tight next to one another holding hands while watching the same Jennifer Aniston Rom-Com that comes out every 6-months,  taking trips to the Hawaiian Islands together, you get the picture. And I ask myself where did I go wrong?

I tried this with my first wife but soon realized that the more I made an effort to express my feelings to her, the less she wanted me, the more I wanted to be intimate with her, the more distant she became.  For over ten years the conversations were pretty much the same: Did you walk the dog, did you pay the direct tv bill, did you take the Explorer and the Honda to get the oil changed, please no sex tonight because I want to go jogging early before work, (this is where she would toss me a dog-biscut by giving me a handjob) or say "We can start having sex again when I finish this project my staff and I have been working on by the end October." Believe me that for 35 years I actually believed that Love was supposed to be like that and that all women were this passionately dysfunctional. And yes growing up my parents had seperate bedrooms and I can count on one hand the times I ever saw them show affection to one another.  The passion and enjoyment I get from providers is the polar opposite but I know that love and hobbying are about as related as Penguins are to Hummingbirds.


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Icanttakeitwithme550 reads

wishfulthking

you have your choice ladies






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vamikey675 reads

charter a plane & take my daughters & grandkids, brothers & sisters & neices & nephews & go off to someplace I love for a week or two, like Rome or Florence or Paris, or maybe all three.  Then I'd do a tour of all the best restaurants in DC for dinner, with a different favorite provider with me each night.  Then I guess I'd invest in whatever I could to leave my family in good financial status when I finally pass,  then I guess I'd just get drunk until the iend!

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Crazy Diamond502 reads

Right up til the last second when the clock runs out...

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