Seeing 1Rob In His Elvis Get Up Inspired Me To Grab Elvis' Wanker At The Mall (PIC)!

I swear I was thinking about you, Rob hunnie when I did it

Happy B Day 1Rob

Hope you and your Hound Dog find something nice to play with today .

Kisses Haley

Thanks for being a great Hobbyists and friend.
Have a wicked awesome day!!
Love ya babe, The Mermaid

special for you.

Re: Happy Birthday To 1Rob!!! PIC of the B'day boy all decked out for the ladies

Thanks so much for all the awesome birthday wishes, All-or should I say 'thank yuh, thank yuh vurry much'-grin-You're the best-The couple of years I've been in the hobby have been so very special thanks to you girls and guys-Rock on and God Bless!-1rob...now officially an 'OLD FART'....OUT  8-)

A dirty poem for a dirty boy!

I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as can be
The place is Piccadilly
The players He and She.

She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore".

Then finally contended
Lay back and relax a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it.

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this".

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while".

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!

Happy Birthday 1Rob.....

Luv ya,
Paris

Elvis was never that old!!!! Hey 1rob, Happy B day...Let's...

meet up at a bar close by and I'll buy you a couple "Iron Shitters"  That's 1 part Geritol and 1 part prune juice!!!!  Just kidding....Kinda!
But I won't be sitting within 2 barstools of you!
So here's wishing you a Happy Bday and a reminder to always keep a "Sham WOW" in your car.....in case you forget your depends!   Up...and ...OUT!

Happy birthday, you old fart!

Swim

You are just an ole' hound dog...............

Happy Birthday, 1rob, may we all live so long....LOL