15 Reasons Why Fucking is Better than Lovemaking

15. The words making love or lovemaking have three syllables and Fucking only has two. Plus, the word Fucking just rolls off your tongue a bit smoother.

14. You can fuck just about anywhere. I am pretty sure you can only make love in a bed, or on the beach at sunset. That's kind of like a rule.

13. Making love sounds boring. Admit it. It sounds really boring.

12. You can use the word fucking for a myriad of things. You can only use the word lovemaking for one thing. It's not like you can say, "Hand me the lovemaking remote!" However, you can say, "Hand me the fucking remote!"

11. If you tell a girl you're going to lovemake her until she can't walk straight she will probably laugh at you. I know I would.

10. Fucking implies that you're going to put a little bit of effort into what you're doing. Perhaps actually break a sweat. You're probably not going to break a sweat making love.

9. You can fuck a stranger. You can't really make love to one.

8. You can also fuck up a stranger. If you want to fuck up a stranger chances are you REALLY don't want to make love to them.

7. Making love is for people who are really in love. Fucking is also for people who are really in love, but who realize that lovemaking is slightly boring.

6. The beginning of those two words are very different. Love & Fuck have such different meanings. Saying "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck." While fucking is normal. Saying "Love, Love, Love." While fucking, or making love is just kind of stupid sounding.

5. If I'm in doggy style with my ass sticking up in the air, looking back at you with my big brown eyes, chances are I'm not going to say "Love me until it hurts." However, I can nearly guarantee that I will say "Fuck me until it hurts." Just sayin'.

4. I don't really want to look into your eyes while you make sweet passionate love to me. Save that for the misses. However, I'd like to look up at you while you're fucking my mouth while I'm on my knees. That's always fun.

3. And on that note, you can't make love to a mouth. It's just not possible. You can passionately kiss one, but you can't make love to one. You can, however, fuck my mouth as hard and deep as you can. Now that's fucking, cowboy.

2. To date I've only made love to a few people in my life. However, I've done a lot of fucking. Fucking is way funner. I mean, seriously funner. Plus when you make love to someone they actually expect you to call them in the morning.

1. I have actually told someone, "I'm going to fuck you six ways from Sunday." I'd feel slightly ridiculous, and so would you, saying, "I'm going to make love to you six ways from Sunday." While it doesn't sound exceptionally lame, it is. You know it is.


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