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Kissing etiquette Rant
kylalavi See my TER Reviews 1455 reads
posted
1 / 18

Ok I'm just going to get straight to the point a lot of my reviews reflect that I don't kiss or I'm not much of a dfk kinda girl which is sooooooo far from the truth. I just can't stand when clients know they have a scheduled appointment and don't brush there teeth before or have some type of gum or mint or something. And just ate before our scheduled meeting an then on top of that when I politely offer a breath mint or a tooth brush they decline. I'm sorry I just can't!  I love to kiss absolutely but please keep your mouth fresh!!!  :)

That is all
Xoxo
Kyla

justgivemeareason 73 Reviews 1037 reads
posted
2 / 18

That won't go away no matter what you do. I mean certain shit you just don't eat and then be in peoples face. I have told doctors, nurses, business clients etc. That they have a breath problem. I refuse to sit there and smell it.

oilmaster 893 reads
posted
3 / 18

Imma have to call BS on this one. When I saw you it was painfully obvious you did not like to kiss...at all. I even mentioned before the appointment how important it was to me and you assured me. Although you were/are prolly the hottest provider I ever been with you very much lacked the GFE part which is pretty much the only reason I never saw you again.

And I am just going to have to call BS on the whole nasty mouth thing. I jump through hoops before I see a woman making sure I am as clean fresh shaven dress nice etc. If you don't like kissing just own up to it you are still worth the coin for sure but kinda sucks to mislead guys 400/hour was a lot for me and I think I Got 2 hours. Very lil feeling to the session.

Ironicly enough I never ever did write a review about our visit mostly because I never want to hurt anyones business or say anything bad about anyone but for the coin you are asking for you need to be a lil bit better on the GFE part the whole get some listerine crap is a cop out. Just my two cents.

kylalavi See my TER Reviews 933 reads
posted
4 / 18


I do like to kiss I apologize if you didn't have a amazing experience w/ me if this was recently and you had issues I always do my best to please if this was last year during my procedure I was in a lot of pain and I apologize for that as well as I should not have been taking appointments. Anyways I do like to kiss but I hate bad breath not saying his was you I was just speaking on the last couple appointments I've had where this gentlemen refused to brush his teeth or use mouth wash. Sorry I offended you.

Xoxo
Kyla

kylalavi See my TER Reviews 907 reads
posted
5 / 18

Lmao I know it's just gross and I know I need to suck  it up and take it but that garlic taste lol is unbearable. funny I'm even bringing it up because lemon garlic noodles are my favorite food : /

Xo
Kyla

justgivemeareason 73 Reviews 957 reads
posted
6 / 18

If i am unhappy I have learned to let the provider know during the appointment or after, she may have given a discount of a future visit etc. But when you blast them in public,noway. Now some do deserve to blasted in public and if you tried to communicate to no avail, let them have it and write the review.

DirtyDaego 11 Reviews 890 reads
posted
7 / 18

I'm always worried about that because I'm Italian (um...the handle...hello!!!) and I love to cook.

Lemon garlic chicken...linguine in garlic sauce...scampi....the list goes on.
Couple that with smoking...and I guess I'm a breath time bomb just waiting to happen.
I get a bit nuts with the brushing, mints, peroxide mouthwashes, etc. Yet I'll still bet there's been some meetings that were not the greatest for ladies.
While I appreciate and admire their ability to tough it out....I'd really rather they just say something and let me repeat the cleaning process.
My feelings won't get hurt...and I feel more confident that it's all good.

Just sayin'
DD

harley74 24 Reviews 794 reads
posted
8 / 18

LOL I just saw one of my ATF's from Las Vegas, she missed her flight connection and called me that she would be on the next flight. She was going to catch dinner at the airport and it was going to involve GARLIC " just letting you know so you might want to have dinner that includes GARLIC too" that's fair enough as long as you both eat it. Just saying

justgivemeareason 73 Reviews 705 reads
posted
9 / 18

Guess you are right I ain't to bright...jajajaja

Alyssa Marie See my TER Reviews 892 reads
posted
10 / 18

Girl!!! Once I had a guy give me a mediocre review on his bbbj. I asked him if he needed to shower, he said no... He was uncircumcised. (Hold your ears if you get grossed out easily) when the foreskin rolled back I thought I was going to vomit! I pulled back and tried to spit to wash it away, but no luck. Maybe he was embarrassed that I had to ask him to go to wash himself, but c'mon!!! Be clean people. Lol.

SerenaVincente See my TER Reviews 723 reads
posted
11 / 18

shocking that some guys still behave that way! 2013 peope still not so into cleaniness? Jeeeeezzzzz


Serena Vicnente x

justgivemeareason 73 Reviews 824 reads
posted
12 / 18
808transplant 45 Reviews 771 reads
posted
13 / 18

Kissing a girl who just smoked is like sucking on a dirty dry ashtray.

Bile breath. Usually comes from not eating for extended periods 8+ hours. It is overbearing and no amount of brushing, breath mints or gum can help.

Basil, Garlic or Cumin all tend to be overbearing and take hours to wear off.

Not scraping the tongue. If you ever looked in the mirror and noticed a white film on the tongue. You need to start using a tongue scraper.

Gingivitis. Not flossing or improperly flossing and not using mouthwash. Mixing water and hydrogen peroxide may work better than Listerine for some.

Stomach acid breath. Usually comes fro skipping breakfast. It reminds me of how the zoo smelled.

Too many drinks the previous night.  This may be the worst of all. Stomach acid, Bile, Vomit and rotgut liquor all wrapped up into one. Heaven forbid an early morning cigarette on top of this.



anonymousfun 6 Reviews 756 reads
posted
14 / 18

The truth is, those who has good hygiene and cleanliness will always have it and those who don’t will not have it even if you yell and scream till end of this world, that about 8 trillion years when, the sun burns itself out.

So, ladies don’t see the unclean one’s or give them shower like most asian providers do.

1rob 44 Reviews 698 reads
posted
15 / 18

I've never had a provider who wasn't fresh and smelled great and I've been around the block more than a few times-I woulldn't return if I ever run into that.
IMHO, if you're a guy and your mouth/breath,  crotch, and ass ain't brushed, mouthwashed, soaped, scrubbed and sweet smelling, then you're raunchy, classless, ignorant and disrespectful of your partner.  Also, throwing on a little cologne in the nether regions seems to be much appreciated-   1rob....my 2 cents....out

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Tabu See my TER Reviews 873 reads
posted
16 / 18

as a lady in frequent close oral contact with my friends' "nether regions," I would prefer NO COLOGNE down there. Freshly, squeaky clean is the best-- and alcohol (the base of most colognes)  DOESN"T taste good.

kisses everywhere!

Tabu

tomcruz079 25 Reviews 734 reads
posted
18 / 18

Now that was a double wammy funny and gross as shit.

Cleanliness it goes without saying freshly showered and fresh breath................

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