Been listening and watching all those commercials for Viagra,Levitra and Cialis and they all say in case of a 4 hour erection call your doctor.

I'm thinking, why in the hell would I call him. I'm calling Paris. She'd know what to do.

If you ever find yourself in a predicament like that, please oh please...let me handle it! Circumstances like that, really needs to be left in the hands of a professional Do you realize what I could do with a 4 or 6 hour erection? WHOA DAYUM...!!!!

If I ever found myself in that situation it wood be becuse of Paris.


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Except you run the risk of damaging your member and never having another erection.  I know it's fun to joke about but it can be very serious and painful.

Since I've reached my 50's and taking all this blood pressure medication and all, there have been days I'd do anything for a 4 minute erection.

I would think a 4 hour erection should be left in the hands (or mouth or ???) of a professional and Paris would certainly be right on the list of first to call.  BTW: Anyone ever had a 4 hour erection?  While not quite as bad off as Brad puts it, it just seems unimaginable to "maintain" for 4 hours, and certainly not if in the capable hands(?) of Paris...

probably the greatest marketing line ever... it was directed at all us normal guys - if it can give a limpy a 4 hour woody what can it do for the rest of us?

As a doctor friend of mine - who I have worked with in formulating an all herbal pill that lasts for 5 days - and yes it works - she says, 'if your erection lasts for 12 hours, call your doctor, he'll want some too!'

I can relate.  Being diabietic and having that problem, I sought help before the invention of Viagra.  

The doc prescribed an injectable.  Until we got the dosage right, I had some that lasted over two hours.  They really start to hurt at that point and they are no longer any fun.  The services of a professional doesn't make them go down.  The chemicals are still there.

Like I say, it's fun to joke about, but it can get serious.  Actually Viagra did not help me at all, so I don't know what risk there is using it.