Kudos to you for heading down to fun-land, but you missed the mark slightly.
There's always options...but they can be limited by your choice of venue.
While any top shelf upper tier escort holds in high esteem a gent who "stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"...there's a slight chance they may look down on the regular Holiday Inn because of that.
It's just so pedestrian by comparison, really.

Odds are that you'll wind up stroking the vienna sausage to pay-per-view porn with the little 'lotion' bottle nestled between the shampoo and conditioner next to the sink....and wrapping things up with the sandpaper tissues from the chrome dispenser on the front of the counter.

Just sayin'
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