Every now and then, I just can't help myself.
Based upon your query kind sir, it's confirmed, without a doubt, test results are in and 100% validated.
Regrettably, I must disclose that you suffer from a malady known as "BD", NOT "VD" sir, but, "BD", BRAIN DAMAGE!
Respectfully suggest you go outside into the fresh air, breathe deeply in and out very very slowly, that's right, IN goes the good air, OUT goes the bad. Got it? What's that you say...yes, you got it? Good, that's great. Now, do that repeatedly for at least a day, so as to clear your mind from thinking/speaking of this topic EVER AGAIN!
Hmmmm, you say she's sexy as hell? Are you hiring at your place? I'm NOT asking for me of course, it's for a friend. So, she IS sexy then, right? Can I....I mean, can my friend apply online? (Silly typos).
Have a nice day and a pleasant tomorrow everybody, have fun and play safe.