but I can't help myself.  Here goes:

Pretty much, I assume that any ad (eros for example) without reviews here or a P411 listing is for a bogus situation.  However, many of the ads that attract me are those same ads, and that this is not a coincidence.

Almost, at least, 100% of the time when I have taken a plunge, its not been what I hoped.  Is this the universal experience, or what does anyone else think?

I think there are bikini model quality, early 20 something, providers, but I have had very little success finding that.  But, that is what I want.  I am coming from the Southwest and there is nothing like there here where I am (I am not in Las Vegas, they are there).  I think Florida could conceivably have what I am looking for, some of the best strip clubs in America are in Florida.

Am I unfortunately, right?

well reviewed by guys with an extensive review history.  There are some great strip clubs in Tampa, but if you want to get a nut, see a provider.  In a strip club, all you will do is spend a lot of money and go home with blue balls...

Swim

With great reviews, established and positive history.. No need to blow thousands at the champagne rooms when you can get the sure thing )

There are several providers that are well reviewed that are a bikini model quality. Least that way you don't have to take another chance on not finding what you want. You have a 9/10 chance of getting the success your seeking.

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