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DirtyDaego 11 Reviews 1013 reads
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Think about it...
He's bald...only has one eye...his hair is a mess...his best friend is a pussy...his neighbor is an asshole...his family is nuts...and his owner beats him.

Just sayin'

HaleyOrlando2102 reads

We all know how hard Mr. Penis works and that working conditions are not always the best.

We the board must decide if Mr. Penis get's his raise by Friday

Please be fair to Mr. Penis since he is such an important figure here and I can't imagine being without Mr. Penis.

My vote is Yes : He works in very uncomfortable conditions..It's very hot and humid and he has to squeeze himself into very tight locations.

Let's have some fun and use your imagination on this very rainy afternoon

Kisses Haley

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Alphasdan1872 reads

I agree Haley that Mr. Penis deserves a raise.....if not a raise then at the very least we should give him a rise...in fact being an intimate friend of his he would perfer that.....lol

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ddb2424873 reads

Mr. Penis has a very interesting job. There are times he is forced to bang against tonsils, sometimes is miss-guided and ends up south of the "taint". Even times when things aren't very tight he is required to rub up one side and make the other side jealous and come on over. He is forced to "puke" on command. Mr Penis for President!!!

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HaleyOrlando557 reads

But not all that many are sticking up for Mr. Penis right now.

I guess all the others are Pussywhipped and afraid to stick up for poor Mr. Penis.

Kisses Haley

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REX101620 reads

It could be that Mr. Penis would like a lowering of his penis upkeep. Thus, enabling hime to bring more pleasure to more persons including himself.  More expenditure of any product bings increased income.  Is this trickle down econimics that brings Mr. Penis up on the rise more often?

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upncummin522248 reads

Grand Marshall in the Penis Day Parade!!!! :-D

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HaleyOrlando1145 reads

Going to any labor union event without your uniform of the day on is against all rules.

Hope he didn't forget his hat, he's treading in very dangerous territory.

Kisses Haley

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upncummin521907 reads

a bit uncomfortable in the hot sun.  Besides it will ruin the grand finale at the end of the parade when Mr Hand (not pictured) sets off the fireworks ;-)

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DirtyDaego1014 reads

Think about it...
He's bald...only has one eye...his hair is a mess...his best friend is a pussy...his neighbor is an asshole...his family is nuts...and his owner beats him.

Just sayin'

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