Hi all!

I had an experience with a provider who peppered in some dirty talk throughout our time together, and kept referring to my "package." I thought it was a strange choice, juxtaposed with the racy comments. It almost made me laugh, but it was also endearing and cute (as was the provider!).

It wasn't used in a let's-roleplay-woman-seduces-UPS-driver-and-make-lots-of-bad-package-puns way, but in actual, serious dirty talk.

What's the strangest/funniest/cutest term you've heard or used? For a "package" or for any of our other fun bits.

..."what a pretty peepee you have!"

oh, it took a LOT not to fall off the bed in fits of giggles, believe me.