If you know me on twitter you'll know I was in an accident over the weekend & am laid up with a broken face. Im a bit glum. So can I ask to hear your stories? I want to hear about the craziest(good crazy) stories that this wonderful hobby has given you here in the sunshine state. Funny stories, sexy stories, kinky stories. What comes to mind?

  To get the ball rolling here is mine: I was visiting a client in Boca some years ago and felt it was the perfect time to try my new butt plug. I was on top in 69 position and as i came, the butt plug shot out of my ass and hit him in the eye detaching his retna. We were both laughing(I was still shaking, lol) We went to the ER & made up a story about a champgne cork. Luckily all ended up well & to this day I still giggle when I think about it.

  See! A fun story about the hobby in Florida. Whats yours? I cant wait! All answers appreciated.

Wow -- that is a really amazing story!!!  I've done a few kinky things with butt plugs but nothing quite like that  My last crazy story involved a M&G and date afterwards.  I was having a 3 some with two amazing ladies ... got back to my hotel room ... neither key I had with me would work so they are stuck doing the up and down the hall dance trying not to look obvious to the cameras while I got my keys redone.  We get into the room and one of the girls phone rings from her traveling companion who also had a date but who didn't have a key at all and whose name wasn't on the room so I have to run their key across town ... get back to my place 45 minutes later ... thankfully the ladies had done a good job of warming each other up so all I had to do was jump into the mix and keep the party going.

Besides being one of the most awesome ladies in Tampa Bay, Candy is a talented writer! Her blog has many erotic stories, most I know for a fact are ture read the valentines day post

I was doing an incall appointment in Washington DC with an agency girl. I normally opt for a late morning appointment and all started well. I take care of business and invite her to join me in the shower. She did and we scrub each other clean. We dry each other off and start kissing. We start to get into it really passionately. I start to work my way kissing her neck, down her spine all the way down to her asscrack. She seems to be enjoying herself and climbs up on the vanity top and positiones herself in the head down ass up position, using both hands to spread her ass. The vanity top was narrow so she had to be at an angle that pointed her butt towards the bathroom door (that was open). I started to rim her while I worked her G-Spot with two fingers and her Clit with my thumb. I was really getting into it and so was she. Then the unthinkable happened, niether of us heard "Housekeeping" but the main door just opened and a 4-foot 9-inch Phillipino lady wearing thick glasses just barged in. The bathroom was to the immediate left of the main door so she was about 3 feet from us. I just look up to the housekeepper and we make eye contact. She then looks to see what I was doing and sees this girl's butt sticking up in the air with two of my fingers in her vagina. She apologizes and leaves just as quickly. The provider actually got mad at me for in her words "Not Even using your hands to cover me up." It totally killed the mood and I actually could not get it up after that. I left early and remained pissed about it for a couple days. Looking back a couple years later I actually get a laugh from it.

I once went to see my then girlfriend after a long week at work (filled with very long hours)
I wanted to go to sleep but she had other ideas
We started making out, and eventually I moved down to perform cunnilingus
And low and behold, I was so tired, I fell asleep while in the middle
However, I snore a lot and bout her to orgasm before she woke me up to finish our playtime

I was staying at a horrible hotel, the type with a headboard screwed to the wall.  Well in the throws of passion cowgirl style off came the headboard.  Yup I trashed a trashy hotel. I didn't miss a beat, kept riding along.  It was hillarious having to call the front desk. The moral of my story is now I no longer stay at trashy hotels!

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Elle Vegas

...accidentally fartin' during a position change!

BTW...sorry about your accident. I hope you heal well.  

On one of my visits to Ft. Lauderdale, I was awaiting my guest for the evening.  She called to let me know she was walking in the hotel.  Anticipating the knock on the door, an extremely long time passes.  The phone rings and a very upset lady is giving me the third degree about arranging her to go that room.  The occupants, man and wife with child were not pleased to see her.  I thought she mixed the room up, told her to call on hotel phone and ask for my room.  She already spoke to me on the hotel phone.  When she called, she realized her mistake, she went in the hotel next door.

She said they both laughed. LOL!

Thanks babe. Im healing rather fast & will be good to go in no-time.