Birds do it .................

......So let’s Do it….

TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,  but they only know how to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
They say,
'Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said,
'I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,  Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying . .
That phrase . . In no time.'

Thank you,' the woman responded,
'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day,
She brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
She saw that his two male parrots
Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,
She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,
The female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence.
Shocked,
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot
And exclaimed,
'Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzg1PO_WKMU#

Let’s Fall in Lust, lol…

I quit thinking about that a LONG time ago!!! it's depressing to see just how...

much control the little head has on a male!  Guilty as charged!!!!  Actually the only regrets I have is being stupid enough to be suckered into a somewhat LTR by a couple, only to be shit on after the requeset amount of $$$ had fattened her bank account.  I chaulk that up to the HIGH cost of education these days, and have learned from it.
You can't dwell on that aspect of the hobby, or you'll get so depressed, you'll be looking for the best bridge to drive your car over!
Keep it in perspective, and keep it under control, and just enjoy.  Think of it as money you spent on a vacation...after it's over, it's now just a memory, and the $$$ are gone....but if you had a good time....it was well spent!

and ALL the things guys spend it foolishly on, we would NEVER have any fun.

I would, however, bitch slap myself if I spent a ridiculous amount of money on this hobby and thought for a second any of it was real.

Cheers

Re: Yes, considerable cash has been spent allowing me to ...

enjoy some fantastic times with some of the lovliest ladies on the planet.  It could be considered improving my mental health.  Wonder if I can deduct as a medical expense on my next tax return?  I doubt it.  

I do know I have become a better person for the wonderful times I have had with the fantastic ladies of TER, both in Florida and elsewhere.  To the ladies I have had the pleasure of meeting--THANK YOU.  I look forward to seeing you again.